Curse

daze · Sep 23, 2008, 05:03 AM // 05:03

I got banned for inappropriate character names.
The character that was reported was a monk named Douche Baggins
but i was forced to change 5 more of my characters names before i could play them again.
so i changed my names
Derv: Jizon Diface ---------> The Grimm Reapist
Warr: God Donkeypunch ---> Don Key Punches
Necro: Bloody Beav --------> Ivonna Bleedonu
Rit: Ima Kok Tese ----------> Eta Cameltoe
Ele: Sugarpus Kokbiter ------> I Peace Fire
Monk: Douche Baggins ------> Master Itchy Palm

My new names are a lot more appropriate

Turbobusa · Sep 23, 2008, 05:14 AM // 05:14

I've been reported for having a crappy connection on the competitive mission weekend. I kept reconnecting/d/c.
I stopped playing afterwards to not screw the match for others, but someone felt I was too stupid to keep on playing with a 50k ping.

N1ghtstalker · Sep 23, 2008, 10:17 AM // 10:17

saying "c*ck" in all chat

Traveller · Sep 23, 2008, 10:42 AM // 10:42

I've been reported for "hacking" because my attack connected through blind a few times. 10% is still 10%!

MirkoTeran · Sep 23, 2008, 11:41 AM // 11:41

- For selling a req8 item... because someone believed I was a hacker since there are no req8 items in game..
- For not "doing my job" when I stopped healing some Leroy in FoW PUG.

jiggles · Sep 23, 2008, 11:46 AM // 11:46

I told a runner (you know the ones) in RA, that im not the police so unless he's black irl he can stop running. Made me lol.

moko · Sep 23, 2008, 01:44 PM // 13:44

people reported me for buying ZKeys @ 4.5k and not 5k.

also, yesterday some dude asked me to join his guild, i refused, and he told me i had to pay 10k now or he'd report me, apparently it was his "job" to get members.

i then refused and he reported me saying that i'll get banned. lul

bungusmaximus · Oct 06, 2008, 10:02 AM // 10:02

Should be interesting and funny, I get reported 1 or more times for the following crimes against humanity (mostly in RA):

-Sucking as a warrior (there were 2 scythe sins in that team, I rest my case)
-Not resigning because there was no monk (NOT shitting you)
-Having connection problems
-Having baed sense of humour (at least I HAVE sense of humour to begin with)
-People thought I was synching (I only synched once in vizunah lol)
-Having a pet named 'Gary Glitter'
-Running a Healing Hands riposte wammo for lulz
-Running touch ranger

Someone top that, lol...

Faer · Oct 06, 2008, 10:06 AM // 10:06

No, because I avoid playing with morons. If you only play with good players, your chance to get reported for anything is somewhere around 0%. However...

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Originally Posted by bungusmaximus

-Sucking as a warrior (there were 2 scythe sins in that team, I rest my case)

I'd have reported you for that. No lie.

majikmajikmajik · Oct 06, 2008, 10:16 AM // 10:16

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Originally Posted by bungusmaximus

-Sucking as a warrior (there were 2 scythe sins in that team, I rest my case)
-Running a Healing Hands riposte wammo for lulz
Someone top that, lol...

doesnt sound like the lulz..

no mo qq threads

bungusmaximus · Oct 06, 2008, 10:17 AM // 10:17

Lol this is no QQ thread, it's mainly for fun. I was LOLing beyond belief when I got reported for playing touchie. It's only a game after all, no life and death matter.

And Healing Hands is the new pwn...

jiggles · Oct 06, 2008, 10:21 AM // 10:21

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Originally Posted by bungusmaximus

-Running touch ranger

I'd have reported you for that. Your also a moron, reporting a HH wammo and then running touch ranger. Hurr Durrr.

bungusmaximus · Oct 06, 2008, 10:22 AM // 10:22

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Originally Posted by jiggles

I'd have reported you for that. Your also a moron, reporting a HH wammo and then running touch ranger. Hurr Durrr.

That HH wammo was me as well lolz, my english that bad?

Mordiego · Oct 06, 2008, 10:26 AM // 10:26

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Originally Posted by bungusmaximus

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-Having a pet named 'Gary Glitter'
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oh, man... that definitelly deserves a perma ban!!!

Bori Andreau · Oct 06, 2008, 10:27 AM // 10:27

Would be funny if on GW there was the function to report people for being good or bad, like you can on Xbox Live lol. Imagine the problems that'd cause.

bungusmaximus · Oct 06, 2008, 10:29 AM // 10:29

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Originally Posted by Bori Andreau

Imagine the problems that'd cause.

Ermm, empty servers?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mordiego

oh, man... that definitelly deserves a perma ban!!!

I had this lioness once, decided to call her Osama, since it's the arab word for Lion. Had to change it though since that was kinda pushing things

Bori Andreau · Oct 06, 2008, 10:37 AM // 10:37

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Originally Posted by bungusmaximus

Ermm, empty servers?

Very true...

Luminarus · Oct 06, 2008, 11:42 AM // 11:42

Someone was afk for the first half of an RA match... they reported me for reporting them... I lolled at that...

Some other dood reported me because I told him his build doesnt work. (FYI he was using the Old BoA sin, with BoA, since the nerf to black lotus... meaning it actually DIDNT work).

Ummmm... funniest thing I seen happen, was some dood got reported for being a bad monk... hmmmm not actually so funny.

@ The ability to rate people, bad idea coz it would mean less occurences... although I would like a build cypher... a player generated list of skills that are forbidden to be run in RA... (eg... mending). Wont happen, ppl would complain, but it would make it far more fun.

Zahr Dalsk · Oct 06, 2008, 11:56 AM // 11:56

Banned for swearing. Some asshole decided to turn his filter off and didn't like what he heard.

Odinius · Oct 06, 2008, 12:11 PM // 12:11

Some guy in Temple of Balthazar was Quoting Adolf Hitler and was saying how he hated Niggaz.
I switched to my dark skinned paragon Ebony Exodus, stripped and kept following him around town and dancing against him whenever he stood still.
I never said a word, but the guy totally lost it and reported me for rasicm.
lol